What if I Didn't Title this Post

1. What if the sky was green?


2. What if all people were 2 feet tall?


3. What if people could fly?


4. What if there were no hypothetical questions?


5. What happens if you go into a store that has a no shirts, no shoes, no service sign and you are not wearing pants?


6. What if humans lived on mars?


7. What if men had babies?


8. What if someone died in the living room?


9. What if grass was purple?


10. What if someone became addicted to therapy?
11. What if cows could talk?
12. What if politicians told the truth?
13. What if cars could fly?
14. What if people walked backwards?
15. What if when giving speaches the audience was actually in their underwear?
16. What if God was one of us?
17. What if people rode scooters everywhere instead of using cars?
18. What if gas prices were $4.00/gallon? Oh wait they are.
19. What if we had 20 fingers and 20 toes?
20. What if Red meant go to some people and stop to others?
21. What if the internet was invented by Al Gore?
22. What if people had no belly buttons?
23. What if Freud had been a woman?
24. What if wishes were horses?
25. What if Hitler had beaten us to the bomb?
26. What if our thoughts scrolled across our foreheads, like a TV news crawl?
27. What if celebrities were punished by God every time they took money to endorse a product they don't use?
28. What if all snowmen could walk and talk, like Frosty?
29. What if you could smell air?
30. What if the wheel had never been invented?
31. What if the U.S. Constitution required presidential candidates to campaign wearing only a sombrero and a cummerbund?
32. What if the earth stopped spinning?
33. What if we could see sounds?
34. What if the moon fell down?
35. What if aliens landed and only wanted to talk to dogs?
36. What if you knew the world would end in a month?
37. What if you gained 50 pounds?
38. What if you could talk to the president for 20 minutes?
39. What if you had superhero powers?
40. What if you could live anywhere in the world?
41. What if you could travel back in time
42. What if you could eat anything and not get fat?
43. What if you could breathe underwater?
44. What if you were granted 3 wishes?
45. What if you didn't need to sleep?
46. What if you could defy gravity?
47. What if everybody looked identical?
48. What if there were no laws?
49. What if you saw a U.F.O
50. What if food had no smell?